May 2013
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
yanderegal:
chickensandwich:
chickensandwich:
if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
When you discover an awesome tumblr
sodamnrelatable:
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages:
Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
& then you realize you were looking at your own blog .
chivalrousgambler:
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
thepresidentsshoelaces:
obamasson:
thepresidentsshoelaces:
obamasdaughter:
eiffelstower:
pizza:
hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
I’m here
thank god you’re safe
they have me tied up
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
ap-calypse:
rewolf:
3ridan:
stay out of my lana del way
what the fuck did u just lana del say
you guys are lana del gay
